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An online diary of someone who tends to forget easily.

Knock Knock Jokes

Beer,sting,red,horse,cobra energy,san miglight . 
I wanna be a BEERionaire so freaking bad buy all of the STING i never had; i wanna be a cover of RED HORSE magazine smile and next to COBRA ENERGY ! Oh every time i close my eyes ... i see my name in SAN MIGLIGHT  (Song: Billionaire)


tiger leon pating kambing. 
kailan, kailan mo ba mapapansin ang pagibig, TIGER LEON PATING KAMBING di mo pinapansin (Song: Kailan)


May Kumaway. 
May kumaway downtown, walking fast, faces (Song: A Thousand Miles)


Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. (Song: Just Dance)


Come back to me. 
Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito. 
(Song: Kapag Tumibok ang Puso)


Ay Dyusko
Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care. 
(Song: I Just Called to say I Love You)


Phone na Nokia. 
Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko. 
(Song: Pano na kaya)


Kamuning. 
Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me. 
(Song: Get Me)


Russian Patay. 
Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you. 
(Song: Can't Help Falling in Love)


Alfred. 
Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly.. (Song: Breakaway)


River boat. 
River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. 
(Song: Love Story)


Lady Gaga. 
Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba.. 
(Song: Kung Liligaya Ka sa Piling ng Iba?)


I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? 
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano? 
(Song: Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You)


Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. 
Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah. 
(Song: Hallelujah)


Kabag Again. 
Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. 
I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again. 
(Song: Love Bug)


Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. 
Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong? 
(Song: Nandito Ako - Ogie Alcasid)


Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. 
Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro - always be my baby - mariah)


The Hill and Cow. 
The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko. 
(Song: Dahil Ikaw)


Honda. 
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 
(Song: 12 days of Christmas)


Honda
Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, 
is Honda Wings of Love. (Song: On The Wings of Love)


Lasengga. 
All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up! 
(Song: Single Ladies)


Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. 
Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends. 
(Song: Wannabe - Spice Girls)


Tuna Pie. 
Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. 
Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~ (Song: Through the Fire)


Buko Shake. 
Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye. 
(Song: Lady Marmalade)


What can be? 
What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit.. 
(Song: Bitiw)


Coca Cola. 
Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa. 
(Song: Kung Ako na Lang Sana)


New Zealand. 
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo. (Song: Anak)


Joana. 
I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep. (Song: I don't wanna miss a thing)

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